The jokes

Difference

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Difference

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Memes

Jew

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Snack

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

People

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

PTSD

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

9mm

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

Asian

I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.

Lawyer

Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”

The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”

Terrorist

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

Woman

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

Mom

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.