The jokes
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Memes
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.