The jokes

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

"Up your butt and around the corner!"

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

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Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

You're the reason the middle finger got created.

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!