The jokes

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?