The jokes

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

Why did the rapper smoke dope?

To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."