The jokes
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Memes
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.