The jokes
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Memes
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
The (DYM 137).
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>