The jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Memes
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.