The jokes
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Memes
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.