The jokes
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."