The jokes
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Memes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?