The jokes
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!