The jokes

My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.

I said, "Maybe."

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?

"What a re-leaf."

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.