The jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?

It’s twelve o'clock.

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

The person who is reading this.

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

The rapist is a therapist.

Lol.

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