The jokes
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I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
The Americans.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!