The jokes
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Memes
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.