The jokes

How do butts stay cool in the summer?

They stay in crack conditioning.

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?

I cried when I cut up the onions.

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?

Because it was on crack.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.