The jokes
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Memes
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.