The jokes

Orphan

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

Incest

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Lesbian

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

Difference

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Sailor

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Version

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

Asian

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Orphan

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

Dentist

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Parent

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Orphan

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Duck

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.