The jokes

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he doesn't have parents.

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Why did the wall fall over?

A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣