The jokes

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One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

Why does an orphanage have milk?

Because Dad never came back with the milk.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

How do butts stay cool in the summer?

They stay in crack conditioning.