The jokes
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"