The jokes
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Memes
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.