The jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Memes
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.