The jokes
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Memes
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.