The jokes
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
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What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
I am the joke.