The jokes

Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!

What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot is real.

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.

Why is the sun lit?

Because it has much solar.

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"

Why did the monster 🧟‍♀️ put the cook in a bowl?

He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂

Teacher: What is a cow?

Kid: Meat.

Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?

Kid: Eggs.

Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?

Kid: Homework.

What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo

If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1