The jokes
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.