The jokes
I cummed on the alley.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Memes
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."