The jokes

Cheese

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Sex

"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

Place

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

Fish

Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

Cuphead

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Lightbulb

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Soda

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

Well

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

Priest

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?

One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Brownie

Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

British

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

Cancer

What's the difference between cancer and me?

My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Sex

Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.

Heaven

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"

So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.