The jokes
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.