The jokes
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"