The jokes

Neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Tree

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

Bathroom

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

Son

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

Fetus

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Mom

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

Cancer

Cancer

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Shower

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"

Mistake

I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...

Bus

I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.

The bus was white.

Voice

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

Drama

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.