The jokes
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Most of the jokes are trash.
I went to the store, and yeah...
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Memes
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Did you hear about the Mormons?
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.