The jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Memes
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."