The jokes
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.