The jokes
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
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Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.