The jokes

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Time

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Boomerang

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Jesus

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!

Penis

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Tower

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Orphan

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

Orphanage

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Orphan

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

Titanic

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!