The jokes
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!