The jokes
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Memes
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.