The jokes
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.