The jokes
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.