The jokes
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Memes
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and donβt breathe on the drapes.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
π¦π₯π¦ Stop looking, I'm changing!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"