The jokes
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.