The jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Memes
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.