The Police jokes
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
The best part about Poland 馃嚨馃嚤 is that the police lights are different.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can鈥檛 help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.