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A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child

Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator
1.Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in
there?"
3.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
4.Leave a box in the corner, and when some-
one gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
5.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
6.Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and
back away slowly.
7.Greet everyone with a warm handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8.Dress up as the devil and then ask other
people as they get in, "Going down?"
9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you
have an appointment?"
10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a
more suitable host body."

I made a deal with the devil.
He took my legs, but I still
think it was worth it.

Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children

You are so ugly when the devil saw u he said Jesus Christ

The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

satan and the devil are alter egos

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?. A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Your mom is so ugly she made the devil go to church

What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.

Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

if satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church

a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1

The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka ( holy spirit) is to control us , take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time! Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing thier big speach, thier excuse of them hiding this whole time. Lol, Surprise! Joke being on them. As we all stand there and are there to judge them. Doing what they said they were made for. Taking our eternal life back from satan and the devil and sending them to thier home they created themselves! HELL! P.S. With a little extra punishments !