A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
