The Devil jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
My favorite toast for parties: May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.