The Devil

The Devil Jokes

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child

What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children

a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1