Terrorism

Terrorism Jokes

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Bomber

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Pilot

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.

Terrorist

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

Uncle

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

War

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Game

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

Building

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Tower

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Pilot

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Osama Bin Laden

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.