Terrible jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Memes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
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What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.