Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TERRIBLE BUS COMPANY?
STAGECOACH HIGHLANDS
Son:mom can i tell you something?
Mom:yes of course honey whats up?
Son:ok U HAVE TERRIBLE JOKES THERE NOT EVEN FUNNY
MOm:well i made you
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
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What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
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Addison rae in bra? nope terrible
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There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
My name is Gwen and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing also there getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say pls do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay I want to hear what you say. Just tell if they are not funny. We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying there good and funny or people saying there bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
Want to hear a paper joke
Never mind it’s to terrible
Why is death taken so lightly??? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE
