A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.
Addison rae in bra? nope terrible
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why is death taken so lightly??? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
" can i tell you a paper joke" i said "but it is pretty terrible"
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
😂🤣
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
