Television Program jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Cocomelon.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
The walking dead.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Player 138 eliminated...
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.