Television Program jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Cocomelon.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
The walking dead.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Player 138 eliminated...
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?