Television Program jokes
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 馃敟!
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
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What show can鈥檛 orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Cocomelon.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."