Television Program jokes
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Cocomelon.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
The walking dead.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.