Television Program jokes

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

What show can’t orphans watch?

Family Guy.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

The walking dead.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

Cocomelon.

What did the pickle do on the road?

It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

What was the orphan's favorite TV show?

Full House.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America's Funniest Home Videos.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

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What are an orphan's least favorite shows?

"Full House" and "Fuller House."

Me: I'm retarded.

Teacher: Why?

Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."