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Trick

3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows a magician in the top half, who says, "And for my next trick I will disappear." The bottom half shows a close-up of the same man with a pear next to his face. The text says, "Fuck you pear, you taste like shit."
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    • Fruit

    1 year ago
    A digital art image shows three cartoonish fruits on a gray concrete surface. In the foreground, a bright red strawberry with a large open-mouthed smile and wide eyes appears to be running forward. Behind the strawberry, a green pear with an anxious expression and darting eyes is also running. To the right, a banana, partially peeled to reveal the white fruit, has a sinister smile and appears to be chasing the other fruits.
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    • Bird

    1 year ago
    A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"
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    Fruit

    6 years ago

    What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐

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    • Fruit

    8 years ago

    What do you call a retarded fruit?

    Mentally in-pear-ed.

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    • Newton

    2 years ago

    Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

    The owners know that forces come in pears.

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