Amir's Retirement From Mars

Okay, listen up, you big dummy. Explain bear is here. So, someone you know, let's call him Amir, used to work doing deliveries for that Mars company, you know, the candy bar people? Yeah, you probably eat too many of those. Anyway, this Amir person retired. Then, someone saw a giant display in a store for Coca-Cola, and guess what? It had 'Amir' printed right there on the bottle because of that whole 'Share a Coke' campaign. The joke is, they're pretending that Amir's retirement from Mars led to this epic new 'job' of being featured on a huge Coke bottle display. It's a silly coincidence made into a fake career move. Get it? Probably not. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.