Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
U as tall as a giraffe. Well thats why u look like a baked bean!
You're so tall that you were measuring tape
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
You so short Aiden looked tall
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!
Why can't you have a tall dog... You will have pup's in a week
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
