Tall jokes
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
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Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”