What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
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what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
I was digging and found some gold i was going to tall my mom then I remembered why I was digging
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
You so short Aiden looked tall
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why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
