Tall Jokes

Man: how tall is a penguin?

Bartender: about three foot why?

Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one

Poor car

Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: please.

Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.

Kid: ever body is hugging

You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small

Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio

How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂

To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!

which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.

Why can't you have a tall dog... You will have pup's in a week

There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses

I was with my friend atom the other day he’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan. One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.

Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life

Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold

In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain

But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide

Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day

So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres

Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free