a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
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Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
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a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
I recently got kicked out of a casino because i apparantly misunderstood what the craps table was for
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
