why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
Iβm in catholic school
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there
How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?
Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Principal: βWhy did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!β Kid: βWhateverβ Principal: Why did you have to swearβ Because of that one demerit!β Kid; βDoesn't matter!β Principal: βWhy did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!β Kid: βOh well!β Principle: βWhy did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!β Kid: βIm try not to kill myself!β
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man π¨ that is a minister and a christain nationalist withπ±ββοΈ blond hair π¬ π³ in suspense wait until π π π€Ά christmas to take away βͺ his church tax exempt status π± βοΈ or he will call π π€ π€· π€£ the ACLU
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow
