Tablet jokes

What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?

The home button.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Why are there no chemists in Africa?

Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.

Why can't an orphan have an iPad?

They can't find the home button.

Do this on a calculator.

There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.