Tablet jokes
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Redmi
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
If you know you know
Community talk
Aaden my stupid brother lost his tablet nd i wanna take a break from electrons nd such this weekend so ill email u on sunday once im home Also I miss you chexy nd virgo nd flappy i love yall <33
Guys my father had taken my crime book and locked it in his room to R.I.P the story I am Writing but I singed in on my brothers tablet just thought I would give reason on not being on.
Yall I'm suspended till wendsday and I can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet. Tell autterpop I will be on on wendsay