Tablet jokes
Whatβs missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you canβt take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Community talk
Aaden my stupid brother lost his tablet nd i wanna take a break from electrons nd such this weekend so ill email u on sunday once im home Also I miss you chexy nd virgo nd flappy i love yall <33
Guys my father had taken my crime book and locked it in his room to R.I.P the story I am Writing but I singed in on my brothers tablet just thought I would give reason on not being on.
Yall I'm suspended till wendsday and I can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet. Tell autterpop I will be on on wendsay